....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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