I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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