i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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