Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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