You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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