you would pick up someone in the library
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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