There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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