We're facebook friends in real life
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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