it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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