just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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