so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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