There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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