don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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