They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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