is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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