just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I look better un-naked...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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