I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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