he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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