Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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