How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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