And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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