I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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