i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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