are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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