he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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