My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
