I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He? As in you personified your dick?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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