Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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