Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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