dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
