even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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