The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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