did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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