just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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