I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm like, not good at living.
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