I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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