Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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