its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
