He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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