if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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