i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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