I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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