Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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