I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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