Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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