just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Still dying that you shit outside
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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