sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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