This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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