we're blogging at a bar
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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