i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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