? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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