Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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