He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
