Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i believe in u and ur pee
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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