THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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