I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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