forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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